Step into Style: Testing Dansko’s Innovative Translucent Clogs







Step into Style: Testing Dansko’s Innovative Translucent Clogs

Step into Style: Testing Dansko’s Innovative Translucent Clogs

“Are those Danskos? They’re finally cute!” exclaims my dentist, Esther Chung, after I get out of the chair and shuffle back into a pair of hot-pink-soled, orange-heeled, translucent yellow clogs. Soon, Dr. Chung’s hygienist and receptionist are also in the doorway, clad head to toe in black scrub-like outfits and marveling at the pops of color on my feet. My clothes aren’t quite as monochromatic as the dentist’s office attire, but in the weeks since I agreed to review a pair of the new clear line of clogs from the Danish-inspired, Pennsylvania-based shoe company, these shoes, with their slight ’90s iMac aesthetic, have been the brightest thing on me.

The moment I slipped my feet into these clogs, I knew I was in for a unique experience. Dansko has long been known for its commitment to comfort and support, particularly in the professional series crafted for those who spend long hours on their feet. However, with this new translucent line, they have taken a bold step into the realm of fashion, combining functionality with aesthetics. It’s no surprise that they’ve caught the eye not just of dentists but of flight attendants, restaurant servers, and the occasional skater boi.

Colorful Combinations and Versatile Styles

One of the most striking features of these clogs is their vibrant color combinations. The yellow-pink-orange combo might be the most joy-bringing of all, and it shows off socks better than the black version with a color pop of blue on the heel. There’s also a more subdued blue-green-purple, and another with three different purples. With a retail price of $135, they are part of Dansko’s “Professional” series, designed to be easy to clean while holding up to the demands of long shifts, making them popular with chefs, nurses, and teachers.

These clogs are reminiscent of the jellies trend from the 1980s, but they far surpass those in terms of comfort and durability. Unlike their jelly predecessors, which could leave blisters and discomfort, these clogs offer a cushioned footbed and arch support that makes them a joy to wear throughout the day. Additionally, they keep your feet elevated and dry, a significant advantage for those living in rainy climates like Portland.

Durability and Practicality: Built for Everyday Use

As I wore my new clogs, I noticed some signs of wear, including dark footprints in the white footbeds after just a few days. While the dark marks are fully covered by my feet, they serve as a reminder that even the most stylish shoes can show signs of use. However, the functionality of these clogs cannot be understated. The air holes lining the inner arch are designed to provide breathability, although they do allow some condensation to form at times. This is a minor drawback, as the fogging disappears quickly once I take off the clogs. I appreciate the design intent, ensuring that my feet remain comfortable and dry even when the weather isn’t ideal.

While I don’t typically wear clogs without socks, the translucent design invites curiosity. It’s amusing to see the letters spelling out “Smartwool” across my toes through a shoe that looks like it belongs in a height-of-spring Easter basket. However, the idea of exposing my bare feet in clear clogs feels somewhat off. For me, the visual interruption of bare feet showing through the clear design makes the shoes appear more like a novelty item than a serious fashion statement.

Fashion Forward: The Joy of Socks

As I’ve embraced wearing these clogs, I find myself gravitating toward fun and funky socks to showcase through the translucent material. My collection of food-themed Happy Socks—featuring pizza slices, burgers, broccoli, and soda cups—has become a delightful addition to my wardrobe. I’ve also incorporated striped socks and those with cheeky messages, like “I heard you … and I DON’T CARE,” adding a playful touch to my outfits. The joy these socks bring complements the vibrant clogs and creates a unique personal style that stands out.

Maintaining the clogs’ clear and shiny appearance has become part of my routine. I find myself wanting to wipe away road dust from the slightly glossy TPU (thermoplastic polyurethane) surface more often than I would with opaque shoes. This is perhaps a testament to the design’s appeal, as I want to keep showing off my stylish socks. When I passed a shoeshine stand at the airport, I couldn’t help but consider stopping to ask for a quick cleaning with some Windex.

The Longevity of Comfort and Style

As I continue to wear my clogs, I can’t help but wonder about their longevity. Will they stay clear and shiny over time? Will my supinating gait wear down the outer heel to the point where they become too wobbly to wear? These questions linger in my mind, especially considering my previous experiences with Dansko shoes. However, for now, the comfort and joy they bring to my feet are undeniably worth it.

With each step I take, I can’t help but feel a little happier. The bright colors and unique design of the Dansko translucent clogs have become a conversation starter, drawing compliments and admiration from everyone around me. Whether I’m at the dentist’s office, the airport, or just running errands, my feet are a source of joy and expression.

Conclusion

In summary, Dansko’s innovative translucent clogs are a delightful fusion of comfort and style. They have successfully redefined the perception of clogs, transforming them from practical footwear into fashionable statements that can brighten any outfit. Their vibrant colors, breathable design, and cushioned footbed make them suitable for various professions and lifestyles. As I continue to wear these eye-catching shoes, I relish the joy they bring to my feet and the compliments they garner. Whether you’re a chef, nurse, teacher, or simply someone looking to add a splash of color to your wardrobe, Dansko’s translucent clogs are a fabulous choice that combines fun, function, and flair.


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  • priya sharma

    Greetings! I'm Priya Sharma, a 25-year-old spontaneous and adventurous soul. Originally from Mumbai, India, I moved to Portland, Oregon, for college and fell in love with the city's unique and quirky spirit. I earned my Bachelor's degree in Journalism from Portland State University and have since embraced the "Keep Portland Weird" motto in both my personal and professional life. My passions include exploring the city's indie theater scene, experimenting with Portland's diverse culinary offerings, and engaging with the dynamic political landscape. When I'm not writing, you can find me at local festivals, quirky boutiques, or paddleboarding on the Willamette River. Portland's vibrant community and endless creativity inspire me to tell stories that celebrate our city's unique character.

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